mac attack

that was some crazy shit apple pulled on the gizmodo guy huh? i mean what the fuck! actually wait no it wasn't apple who busted down the geek's door, it was the local police. let's get the facts straight. apple busting down a guy's door would be illegal and make no sense. they don't have some special hi-tech task force, it's not the vatican. on the other hand, the police busting down a door because the guy living behind the door committed a crime is totally legal and makes nothing but good sense. apple had nothing to do with this. so while some people are crying out against steve jobs, this blame game is just crazy spin media. so i repeat: apple had nothing to do with this. a crime was committed, and the police were on it. plain and simple. and i have to say, as a frequent loser of phones and as a citizen, this whole series of events reaffirms my belief in this great nation. american cops clearly take crime seriously, deliver justice swiftly, and slam down punishment with an iRon fist. so the next time i get slappysilly drunk and leave my phone in a cab or at a bar or on top of wth-was-his-name-again's dresser, i need not fret, confident that within a few days whoever ends up with my phone will be shitting his pants behind a broken door as police swarm his house. and that'll be AFTER he's already returned the phone to me.