april is the cruelest month. oh how i suffer. my intense allergies + my shoddy immune system create a constant sense of confusion over my physical state. i never really know if i'm sick, getting sick, or just standing too close to a cat owner on the subway. i am at least 10% stuffy 100% of the time. i've long been anti-anything-going-up-my-nose, but after much deliberation and dread i have finally decided to man up and do what needs to be done. hay fever, this ends now. i'm getting a neti pot. so every morning before yoga, i will be irrigating my nasal passages with saline solution, aka snorting salt water through one nostril and then shooting it out the other. not so sexy. but hopefully by eliminating the sniffling and snoring and watery eyes and baby elephant trumpeting and balled up tissues in random pockets and bags, it will make me sexier for the rest of the day.
bring it on, spring. i wanna polka.
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