We Are Right

CNN, 5/27: "Now that the puppet group challenged the DPRK [North Korea] formally and blatantly, the DPRK will react to confrontation with confrontation, and to a war with an all-out war," according the KCNA news agency.

the puppet group returns: "Now that the muppet dictator of DPRK has challenged the ROK [South Korea] rudely and melodramatically, the ROK will react to confrontation of confrontation with further confrontation, and to an all-out war with a nuclear blastoid galactic war of ass-whooping doom.

Ball in DPRK court."

end transmission.


BONUS: angler fish

boobies!

my sister is currently in ecuador, and she's gonna get me one of these:



blue footed bubi!

why? look at it! they've got blue feet! hilarious. the end.

happiness guaranteed

are you having a bad day? whether you were fired from your job, slapped by your mother, or run over by a unicycle, this video will make you feel better. guaranteed.

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

i hope you get eaten by a manatee

"In terms of not trusting BP, there's nobody -- nobody -- who is more devastated by what has happened and nobody that wants to shut this off more than we do and learn what happened so this never happens anywhere, to anyone, anywhere in the world again,"

BP Managing Director Robert Dudley

wtf? manatees, dolphins, sea turtles, fishermen, their children, the families of the dead deepwater horizon crew members, future generations who might want to use the ocean-- oh i can think of a lot of other parties just as devastated or MORE devastated (because they're suffocating in oil) than BP. and what the fuck do you mean, "learn what happened"? you don't know what happened? let me tell you what happened. you drilled a fucking hole over a mile deep in the ocean floor where it's too deep for human beings to go! without going into more depth about the sheer absurdity of putting hazardous equipment in a place impossible for us to reach, or the fact that you didn't install a goddamn safety valve, that's what happened! congratulations! you just learned what happened!

bp's already got a bunch of crap spewing uncontrollably out of a pipe hole. you'd think they could at least shut their dumbass mouth holes.

quackery

ariane daguin's theory on why animal rights activists pick on foie gras:

"We are the easiest target in the world for a couple of reasons, one our accent, it's called foie gras, it's a French word," Daguin tells CNN.

"Two it's an organ. It's easy to say that we don't need a meat organ to survive or to live. Three, it's expensive, so it's 'elitist,' and four, it's so easy for somebody just to take a look at the photo of the funnel inside the esophagus and to say 'Oh my god, if it were me, it would hurt.' Well, you are not a duck, so it is not you, you know? But it's so easy to empathize with the duck."

i am nowhere near a vegetarian. in fact, i adore foie gras. if i ruled the world i would transplant my esophagus with a goose esophagus so that i could force feed myself foie gras 24/7 sans gag reflex. but mon dieu, ariane, if you didn't just make yourself the number one case against foie gras consumption. because it now seems like eating foie gras makes you stupider than a box of rocks.

epic fail of reason. or maybe it's just her french accent.

i've lost my apathy

human beings are fucking stupid. stupid stupid fucking stupid stupid stupid. i hate everyone and everything. when the polar ice caps melt, the oceans rise, and this oily mess floods our cities, i'm going to light a match.

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/05/disaster_unfolds_slowly_in_the.html

weebie

getting me through a monday<3

late to work

today is my coworker's birthday, so i stopped by fay da bakery to pick up a cupcake. i asked for 1 red velvet. the woman at the counter brought it out and dumped it in a waxy baggie. i said, oh no, can i have a small box? she brought out 4 red velvet cupcakes in a small box. i said, no, and pointed at the cupcake: 1 cupcake. small box? she brought out a smaller cupcake. i said NO, REGULAR SIZE CUPCAKE. she gave me a blank stare. i said the baggie was fine.

then i asked if they had any candles.

gombre update

subject: preggers
So there was a bit of a misunderstanding and I'm supposed to fight within the week. Too soon. I'm still adjusting to everything so I tried to explain that my fitness is not where I want it to be. They did not understand. I slapped my stomach and said, "fat, fat." still nothing. So then I rubbed my stomach and said, "baby." Everyone laughed. Now everyone rubs my stomach as they walk by, even the little kids.

mazel tov!