late to work

today is my coworker's birthday, so i stopped by fay da bakery to pick up a cupcake. i asked for 1 red velvet. the woman at the counter brought it out and dumped it in a waxy baggie. i said, oh no, can i have a small box? she brought out 4 red velvet cupcakes in a small box. i said, no, and pointed at the cupcake: 1 cupcake. small box? she brought out a smaller cupcake. i said NO, REGULAR SIZE CUPCAKE. she gave me a blank stare. i said the baggie was fine.

then i asked if they had any candles.