i almost knocked out my yoga teacher's teeth this morning. i had a bit to drink last night, didn't have any water, then woke up late and forgot to drink water before running to my morning class. i felt alright, with just a bit of a tension headache. then we were in warrior 3 pose, and as i began to tilt forward to transition into a vertical split, i felt woozy and lost my balance. i'm not even sure how it happened, but basically i back flipped, made a roundhouse kick motion with my legs, and very narrowly avoided kicking my teacher in the face. luckily she had a sense of humor. henceforth, i shall only answer to the name Chuck Norris.
i don't sleep. i wait.
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despite his luck and wealth, chuck chose to live in an apt in dallas, tx.
this is party information i throw out whenever i dont know what to say.
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