toast

after one day sans-SPF, my skin is effed. thus, i can safely say that i am definitely not a california girl anymore. i wish we all could be. i don't know when i stopped being burn-proof. i never used to wear sunblock (i am not promoting this at all, sunblock is important), and i never burned. i freckled. but at this moment, i am trying very hard to keep still and NOT scratch, and every 5 minutes slathering myself in aloe. it is so very painful. well, at least my gynecologist can stop yelling at me about being pale. why you so pale?! you no like sun?! vitamin D come from sun!! crazy woman. who the hell is tan down there? ughhh i feel like a baked ham. my skin is glowing like i'm some radioactive monster emerging from a chemical spill.



you know marisa tomei is in this movie? fact.

ow ow ow ow. oh summer.