Monday, July 6, 2009

puff puff puff

a lot of fuss being made over sarah palin. as usual. i wish people would just ignore her. i have no idea how her haters haven't figured it out yet. sarah palin is the epitome of the theory that there's "no such thing as bad publicity." she's a goddamn hot air balloon. the more heat you give her, the higher she rises.

our only hope is that a polar bear gobbles her up. and then we will make him the national mascot, parade him through the streets, bestow upon him the medal of honor, and call him snowball. and we will give him a national holiday, and it shall be called snowball day.

huzzah!

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