Wednesday, February 2, 2011

sorry, martha

there seems to be a permanent sale on spare ribs and jumbo shrimp at whole foods, and over the past few weeks i've become obsessed with baking. which means that we have blueberry muffins every morning, cheesecake or pie every night, and last night i made a thousand empanadas to store in my freezer. they'll probably last until the end of this week. for lunch today i am having leftover paella from last night, and then i'm making cheese-stuffed burger patties to store in the freezer, next to the empanadas. maybe for dinner tonight i'll include a salad. and by salad i mean sprinkling some lettuce atop a wheel of cheese.

all the wedding blogs and magazines are telling me to start dieting now. unfortunately, i am a bad listener and a fatass, who will have BBQ and kegs of beer at her wedding reception. paula deene should start a wedding blog. i would be all over that.

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