we're barely past halloween, beloved holiday of rotting foliage and dead things, and already starbucks is trying to force us to forget. red cups with messages of holiday cheer? really? it's not even thanksgiving yet. i'm just not ready to move on, i'm just not ready for cheer, i'm just, i'm just.... oh god, anything but cheer, oh please god no!!!!!!!!
if starbucks employees start wearing santa hats and playing christmas music, i'm going to have to cram someone through the bean grinder.
"my coffee grounds look like brains!"
"at least it doesn't taste like ass. that's gonna go to that guy."
gee golly i'm in a foul mood. bahahahahahahumbug.
"God Bless Us, Every One!"
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I've been humming carols - @ work, we're going to have carolers, gingerbread man cookies, and hot chocolate at our open house.
I'll kick everything to the curb except gingerbread man cookies.
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