me: willy wonka
Timothy: no he wasn't in it
he creeps me out
7:26 PM i think his whole candy empire is a giant rouse for child molestation
7:28 PM to hide it i mean
7:32 PM me: hm...
i dunno
i would believe the oompa loompas getting molested
but children, i don't think so
7:33 PM Timothy: the oompa loompas are just there for practice
so he can pretend
it's a big deal when he lets outsiders into his factory
as demonstrated by the movie
me: that's fucking disgusting
Timothy: that's my theory
me: not funny man
oompa loompa rape
that's terrible
a travesty
7:36 PM Timothy: unicef intervened briefly, but left when they found out they were just midgets with too much spray on tanner
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