shit talkin'

just had a meeting with a pr rep from a furniture/knickknack/home decoration store. he asked if i was familiar with their brand since i was born and raised in california, and i fought the urge to say, yea you guys are the ones who fill up tj maxxxx and ross and all the brand name discount dress-for-less! stores with wooden mailboxes shaped like pigs and stone frogs dressed as butlers. he gave us gift cards, so if anyone wants a crystal tree branch candle holder or a linear clock that makes it impossible to actually tell the time, let me know. or maybe a deer head? according to the rep, deer heads are back.