i love you, taboo

i realize you-had-to-be-there stories aren't funny to anyone who wasn't there. but they amuse me, so too bad.


team boob:

- he's a rapper. he's underground now.
- tupac?
- ...because he's dead?


team awesome:

- it's... not straight...
- leaning tower of pisa.

if taboo ever becomes an olympic sport, i would get a gold medal in guessing.


- it's white. um... black people... it's their job to get it...
- please don't tell me the word is cotton.

if taboo ever becomes an olympic sport, bev would get a gold medal in racism.