gone fishing

tabbed

i think i'm becoming nerdier. i blame this on working for a blog.

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oooooooooooh

wow

wendykim: ow

me: what

wendykim: i jammed my finger

me: so you typed out OW to me?

wendykim: with one hand

i pee my pants

get out mah face, face!

facebook just comes out with more and more nifty lifetools every day, doesn't it. i was just stalking someone's profile pictures when i noticed a pair of eyes staring at me from the corner.



interrobang. facebook is requesting that i tag my own photos now? past photos? and pulling random ones and posting them in the corner of my screen so that they stare at me awkwardly?!

it took me a double triple quadruple take to figure out what was going on, but it really gives me the heebiejeebies. i do like that it recommended "procrastinating." because that is exactly what i'm doing right now... stalking, being stalked, and procrastinating. i really need to quit facebook.

the big gay conspiracy

the bell tolls for the final hour. prop 8 is dead, and we are now left vulnerable to the big gay conspiracy. the gays have been waiting for this moment, lurking in the shadows, listening for the call................... the call to GO FORTH AND DESTROY THE VERY FOUNDATION OF OUR SOCIETY BY COMMITTING TO LOVE AND CHERISH EACH OTHER UNTIL DEATH DO THEY PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!




god save us all.

snot and spaghetti

my boyfriend bought me a pasta maker, and it is the best thing that has ever happened to me. imperia. it's super shiny and very italian-looking and even came with a user manual that includes recipes for all different types of pasta. i think i will try tagliatelle first. or this:



that's an egg yolk in there! how i love you, delicious days. how i love you, imperia pasta maker. the manual comes in several different languages, italian first. strangely, the japanese and chinese instructions also display hand-drawn pictures. the makers probably didn't know how to translate tagliatelle, and so they just labeled all of the recipes "Noodles" with an image.

i am deathly ill today, and working from home. so far i have consumed a watery bowl of campbell soup (boyfriend has obviously never seen a progresso commercial) and an entire box of creamsicles. i am so sick of spreadsheets and cells and =SUM shit. it's driving me mad. the fact that i can't breathe properly because my sinuses are infected is also driving me mad. i am engaged in a vicious struggle with my inhales, exhales, and excel. the edges of my nostrils are glowing red and the abused skin will probably start peeling soon so i look like i have boogers all over my face. CVS White Facial Tissues just aren't cutting it. i need Kleenex Extra Soft or Puffs Plus Lotion. boyfriend obviously does not understand my tissue issues.

JEEZ. sneeze.